Having not released any bears in my lifetime, I am not sure if these pictures depict a good, bad or average bear releasing day. Whichever it is, I am sure this story is told at their Christmas party every year. It's here in the FunBlog cause it all turned out OK. If only one picture is showing be sure to click the "read more" to see the whole series.
A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He stopped and picked it up and headed home to the city with his new found pet. As the man drove home, the piglet jumped up on the shelf in the back window and paced back and forth - creating quite a distraction for passing motorists.
After entering the city limits, a cop saw this pulled the car over.
"Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?", the cop asked
The driver replied, "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field so I thought he'd make a great pet."
The cop responded, "I want you to take that pig to the zoo!"
The driver agreed and drove off.
The next day the cop saw the guy driving around with the pig in the back window again and pulled him over.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!" he yelled.
"Well, I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now."
Sorry for the false alarm. I had been hoping to show a flash file here but I could not get it to resize to fit on the page nicely. I'll find something new for here soon.
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks were provided only on request."
"But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."
"True," the waiter shot back, "but we would have to hire three more people to clean up the mess."
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!