Issue # 3346
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Sometimes church signs state the obvious and other times they miss it at the same time. You'll see what I mean at:
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Here is today's CleanLaugh - "Late at Walmart"
Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
''They said, 'Good morning, General, can I get you coffee, sir?'''
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Today's CleanPun - April Showers
We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Today's One-liner
"The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out."
Today's CleanQuote
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." - Charles Caleb Colton
Today's Illustration - "Changing Times"
Featured Illustration items are well suited for introducing or illuminating a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
While I was employed by a private corporation and assigned to the space-shuttle program, my job included ordering supplies.
One of the engineers asked me to get a new dictionary for him. The request form said, "State reason this item is needed," so I asked him why he wanted one.
I expected his answer would be "My old copy is lost" or "The cover is falling off." Instead he replied, "My edition defines spaceship as an 'imaginary aircraft.'"
He got his new dictionary.
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