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Sunday greetings, everyone!

I imagine that many of you, when flying, have taken pictures of your plane from inside of it. But how many of you have taken pictures of it from the outside when it is flying? Well, I have and the above picture is proof. Unfortunately, the reason I was able to do that from the outside is because it left without us!

Why our plane left without us is a long story, but let it suffice to say that we were rebooked for a flight in the next morning and after Grandma Cybersalt and I "slept" overnight in an airport terminal for the second time in less than a year, we did eventually get home from our trip. (BTW, that missed plane and a very busy last weekend, are the reason there were no mailings last week.)

Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. 

~ Pastor Tim 

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. It's because they are Inca hoots.

"If we could see what happens when we pray, we would never stop praying."

- Unknown

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2)............2 parents
3)............4 grandparents
4)............8 great grandparents
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Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

One thing that irritates me is people talking behind my back. I want to be part of the conversation because I know more about me than they do. Or at least I think I do

While in the mall recently, I passed two people, and I heard one say, "Doesn't he look stupid?"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.