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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Grandma Cybersalt and I are continuing to travel and are grateful that continues to not include any travails.
Enjoy the rest of today's digest!
~ Pastor Tim
Foul Suspicion
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.
A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
One-Liner #1919
Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Survey Results 😡
I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
Quote #2354
"Most of us are three bad months away from being homeless. None of us are three good months away from being billionaires."
- Unknown
Ancient Bookplate
Aincient Bookplate
Steale not this boke for fear of shame
For here you see ye owner hys name
And when you die ye Lord will saye
Where is that boke you stole away?
Then if you say, you cannot telle,
Ye Lord will saye, then go to helle.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
