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There is a new article by Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt site today (link below!) Thanks again to Walter M. for helping him polish it following translation from Urdu. Fun fact: I am actually part of a group of pastors who are working on the funds to bring Suneel (and his family) to Canada to plant a church just outside of Toronto. Your prayers for this endeavour would be greatly appreciated.  

Have you ever wondered what a Coke can would look like without the aluminum? Wonder no more, because today's video share, "Aluminum can, minus the aluminum!" will show you!
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~ Pastor Tim

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. 

The President decides to give them a test.  He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.  They place animal informants throughout the forest.  They question all plant and mineral witnesses.  After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.  After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.  The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.  They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay!  Okay!  I'm a rabbit!  I'm a rabbit!"

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

"Be a Billionaire!"

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Two antennae meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'"

- C. S. Lewis

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In her project she urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting.

2. It is a major component in acid rain.

3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state.

4. Accidental inhalation can kill you.

5. It contributes to erosion.

6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.

7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients.

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

Forty-three (43) said yes, six (6) were undecided, and the last one?

Well, only one (1) knew that the chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, was water (H2O).

The title of her prize winning project: "How Gullible Are We?"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. Suneel Barkat writes . . . . 

Prayer is the most important part of the Christian life.

Prayer was also an important part of Jesus’ life, and prayer is the backbone of the Christian life. We cannot survive without prayer, as fish cannot survive without water or a bird is nothing without air. In the same way, Christian life is nothing without prayer.

Sometimes we wonder why we should pray? When God is looking at us and knows our misery, we might think that He should solve our problems without prayer, but this is not the Christian attitude. Prayer increases our confidence in God. We may not really know what is prayer. In this article, I want to describe what is really prayer.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

A few weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to me with a question. I'm always very cautious whenever that happens because it could be a trap.

"Next Saturday I have to go and pick up something. It's about an hour away, and I wonder if you could come with me?"

This is a new one. So I asked her, "What are you going to be picking up?"

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.