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Sunday greetings, everyone!

Guess who hired Grandma Cybersalt to help catch up on getting James Snyder's God's Penman articles finalized on the site and in the newsletter? That's right - me! Susan would have done it for free if I asked, but now that she is getting paid she is doing it for "glee!" It's only fair because I also hired a great guy named Shahbaz to get them started on the site.

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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin.

"Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."

"No comment" is a comment.

- George Carlin

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale.

All the cows stand up and go back to their chewing.

Pretty soon, an even stronger wind blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass.

Next, a bona fide tornado comes through and all the cows are knocked clean into the next pasture. The bulls just say, "Mooo..."

Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, "Moo? Is that all you can say? How come the wind always knocks us right over and you just stand there?"

"Isn't it obvious?" the bull replies. "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would b e on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every Spring and a sunrise every morning ... Face it, friend. He is crazy about you!"

- Max Lucado

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:

"I have good news and bad news.

The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program.

The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Having been married as long as The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself, there are very few things we disagree about.

I run by the idea, “Do you want to be happy, or do you want to be right?” That has guided me through many a storm these past years.

Almost every day, I come across somebody having difficulty getting along with their spouse. My counseling has been consistent through the years, “You don’t always have to be right.”

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.