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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Unfortunately, I don't have time to write any news for today because I'm taking part in a new fad that everybody seems to be  getting into: I am going through my whole house looking for classified documents I may have forgotten about!

Today's video share is about the day that Spearfish, South Dakota had hot flashes 80 years ago last Sunday.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?"

"Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't like think like that's really I don't get anything out of it."

"It's Mrs. Dulls' English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.

I got to the office earlier and switched the M and N keys on every keyboard I could. Some in my office will say that I am a monster, but others will say that I am a nomster!

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens."

- Mandy Hale

Tax his cow, tax his goat;
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his crop, tax his work;
Tax his ties, tax his shirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke;
Teach him taxing is no joke.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule;
Tell him, "Taxing is the rule."

Tax his oil, tax his gas;
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more;
Tax him 'til he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod 'neath which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb:
"Taxes drove him to his doom."
After he's gone, we won't relax;
We'll still collect inheritance tax.

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Every week comes and goes, and some go faster than others. Such was last week.

It started pretty well, but then everything went downhill.

I had my semiannual doctor's visit. After all, he has kids that need to go to college. After his complete examination of me, he said, "You're doing great."

I asked him to repeat that several times, because The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was there, and I wanted her to hear it from someone other than me. I wanted him to put it in writing and sign it, but he wasn't going to do that. So I accepted his oral pronouncement because it was in front of my wife.

My wife put together the plan for the day so that we could accomplish many things in one day. So the doctor's visit was first.

Then we had to go to the police station to file a report.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.