Issue #4466
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/my-favorite-day-of-the-week-is-tomorrow
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Without Glasses
Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses.
"You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1392
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Today's Clean Pun
Warm Welcome
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
Today's Quote
Quote #1833
"Others."
- William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army
Today's Illustration
Parenting Dilemma
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.
"Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being."
There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.
"That's better," said his father. "Now in the future you will always come downstairs like that."
"OK," said Teddy cheerily. "I slid down the railing!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.