Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone!

A recent call from the bank, regarding a $600 wine purchase, had Rev. James Snyder thinking two ways. You can read "I Thought but Then I Unthought" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-thought-but-then-i-unthought

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Today's CleanLaugh

Checking Newbie

Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.

"The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said.

"Oh good," he said.

"Now I can use it to buy some stereo equipment!"

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1345

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.

Today's Clean Pun

The Walking Frosty

How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen?

With a thawed off shotgun.

Today's Quote

Quote #1787

"I have a great need for Christ. I have a great Christ for my need."

- C. H. Spurgeon

Today's Illustration

Doctor's Note

An elderly lady came to see a young male doctor with her husband. After the consultation was finished, the elderly man suddenly asked the doctor for a piece of paper and a pen. Although a strange request, he complied, and the man quickly wrote something, then handed the folded piece of paper to the doctor. He told him to read it as soon as they had left.

The doctor thought that the man perhaps had an embarrassing medical complaint he didn't want to talk about in front of his wife, so the doctor didn't hesitate in obeying the request. Once the couple had left the room, the doctor sat down and read the piece of paper. Its contents were thus:

"Your fly is undone."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.