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Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2019 - Happy New Year!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Elevator Repair
Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name was taken and rescue promised.
It took two hours before the elevator mechanic arrived and got the manager out. When he returned to his desk, he found this note from his efficient secretary: "The elevator people called and will be here in two hours."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1344
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Today's Clean Pun
Beware of Nips
What's the biggest danger of building a snow dog rather than a snowman?
Frostbite!
Today's Quote
Quote #1786
"Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year.
This helps you do your part.
It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living life in the year to come."
- Melodie Beattie
Today's Illustration
Self Control, Sir!
A man walked into a bakery, carrying a pie box. He approached the clerk at the counter.
The clerk said, 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?"
The man replied, "I want my money back! I bought this pie here yesterday."
The clerk looked at him and said, "But, where's the PIE?"
The man said, "I ate it! ALL of it!"
So the clerk asked him why he thought he should get his money back if he had eaten the whole thing.
"See here on the box? It says it's supposed to feed 6 people! I am NOT 6 people!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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