Issue #4415
Cybersalt News
Last-Sunday-of-the-year greetings everyone!
If you have every wondered what the home office/studio is like here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, I invite you to watch this special behind the scenes tour I gave on a recent live stream. One of the things my regular viewers really wanted to see was some tech I have that I bet you don't have in your house!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs1722F_oNc
Like many of us, Rev. James Snyder doesn't always have a an easy time coming up with a New Year's Resolution. You can read "Items Not on My New Year's Resolution List" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/items-not-on-my-new-years-resolution-list
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Harmonica Gift
"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle Rodney, the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got."
"That's great," said his Uncle Rodney. "Do you know how to play it?"
"Oh, I don't play it," Little Johnny said.
"My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1343
"I'm so pun at farties!"
- Major Mark W.
Today's Clean Pun
Elf Esteem
One of the North Pole Toy Shop employees just up and quit after last season and moved to New York City. She has a new position with the Philharmonic.
Now she is a Metro Gnome.
Today's Quote
Quote #1785
"Each New Year, we have before us a brand new book containing 365 blank pages with all the forgotten things from last year - the words we forgot to say, the love we forgot to show, and the charity we forgot to offer."
- Peggy Toney Horton
Today's Illustration
Self Control Flight
Flying to San Francisco from San Diego the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one.
Just before landing, he asked the flight attendant about it.
"Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of San Diego girls going to San Francisco for the weekend. In back, there are 25 Navy recruits out on weekend liberty...
"What would you do?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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