Issue #4378
Cybersalt News
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment
- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try!
- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you.
- It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place.
- Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired!
- I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again.
- Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1307
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.
Today's Clean Pun
Synonym Challenge
Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Today's Quote
Quote #1748
"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine any brighter."
- Toby Mac #SpeakLife
Today's Illustration
Selfless Dedication
In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in two upstairs rooms over a grocery store. At the foot of the stairs going to his quarters was a painted sign which said: DOC BRACKETT - OFFICE UPSTAIRS.
He even lost his girlfriend, whom he wanted to marry, because, he spent more time with the sick than with her. He spent a life of selfless dedication to any and every person around him. When he died, his funeral was the biggest ever seen in that town.
At a meeting afterwards, the townspeople tried to figure out what kind of monument to erect to the memory of the doctor. A couple who had been especially helped by the doctor, on their way home from the meeting, removed the sign from his door and the following day it appeared over his grave.
It read: DOC BRACKETT - OFFICE UPSTAIRS.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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