Issue #4368
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
In a world where many people want more birthdays, Rev. James Snyder has celebrated enough. For more about why, you can read “Enough Is Enough and I've Had Enough” at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/enough-is-enough-and-i-ve-had-enough
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Miracle Return
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1298
Been on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.
Today's Clean Pun
Successful Service
Not-Evangelism: When a waiter asks you how you want your steak cooked, never say, "Well done, good & faithful servant."
Today's Quote
Quote #1739
"If we do not humbly accept the Word of God planted in us, which can save us...we will be hardened by it."
- Alistair Begg
Today's Illustration
Life Experience
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, "What grade, miss?"
"Eleventh!" she replied.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.