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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Thanks to subscriber Glenda W. (a self-described American Cybersaltine!) for sending in today's chicken picture - a picture of her granddaughter with her chicken she named June!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Second Opinion
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out.
She rattled off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly said,
"Well, I can tell you one thing . . . there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1297
When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said, "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background, my mom yelled, "For the last time, it's echinacea!"
Today's Clean Pun
Spread the News
Real butter fans: Too long they have been margarinalized.
Today's Quote
Quote #1738
"Beware of Destination Addiction - a preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are."
- Robert Holden
Today's Illustration
Appearances #3
On Houston Street, a young priest saw a large sign over a hardware store: PINCUS AND O'TOOLE, and went in, to be greeted by man with a beard and yarmulke.
The priest smiled, "I just wanted to come in and tell you how wonderful it is to see that your people and mine have become such good friends - even partners. That's a surprise!"
"I've got a bigger surprise," sighed the old man. "I'm O'Toole."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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