Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone, and happy Canada Day to all Cybersalt Canucks!

The end of a vacation has caused Rev. James Snyder to ponder his life's walk with his wife. You can read “What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?” at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/what-do-you-mean-it-s-time-to-go-home

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Tourist Questions

Here are some of the "All-Time Dumbest Questions" asked by Banff Park tourists.

On nature...

• How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?
• At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
• Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?" Park Information Staff: " 'Elk.'"  Tourist: "Oh."
• Are the bears with collars tame?
• Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?
• Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?
• Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?
• I saw an animal on the way to Banff today ... Could you tell me what it was?
• Are there birds in Canada?

On geography...

• Did I miss the turnoff for Canada? (while standing in the middle of Banff!)
• Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?
• Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?
• Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?
• If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?
• Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?
• How far is Banff from Canada?
• What's the best way to see Canada in a day?

On tourist facilities...

• Do they search you at the B.C. border?
• When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds?
• Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don't they?
• Are there phones in Banff?
• So it's eight kilometers away... is that in miles? We're on the decibel system you know.
• Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??
• Is that 2 kilometers by foot or by car?
• Don't you Canadians know anything?

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1296

The future isn't what it used to be.

Today's Clean Pun

Lactose Healing

To test my faith, I sometimes look right at the 1% mild and ask, "Wilt thou be made whole??"

Today's Quote

Quote #1737

"A materialistic world will not be won to Christ by a materialistic church."

- David Platt

Today's Illustration

God's Mercy

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.

An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.

"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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