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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I recently picked up a new-to-me camera for a big project I am working on for a client next week. In playing around with it, to learn its settings, this is one of the pictures I took (cropped in this version). I hope that regardless of whatever thing (or person) is bugging you today, the sun is shining brightly!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

CD Entrance

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to.

One family asked to enter to "Love Me Tender."

Well, the day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk into the service.

Unfortunately, the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to "Return to Sender."

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1299

One day, Canada will take over the world; then you'll all be sorry.

Today's Clean Pun

Informal Sweets

Penguin PEZ: Let's dispense with the formalities.

Today's Quote

Quote #1740

"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God."

- Corrie ten Boom

Today's Illustration

Sleeping on the Job

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest...

"As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired!"

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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