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Today's CleanLaugh
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.
My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his buddy, though.
"Don't worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us."
They shot in the air three times, but no one came.
After a while, they tried it again.
Still no response.
When they decided to try once more, Bubba said, "It better work this time. We're down to our last three arrows."
Today's One-liner
 A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Today's Clean Pun
 I hate the key of e-minor.
It gives me the e-b-g-b's
Today's Quote
"The Bible is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions."
Today's Illustration
 The minister stormed into the vestry and flung his sermon notes on the table.
"Today," he shouted to the church officer, "I have preached to a congregation of jackasses!"
The Church officer nodded, "So that was why you kept calling them 'beloved brethren.'"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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