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Today's CleanLaugh
 A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring.
So, she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."
He answered, "Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a new sports car!"
"Hmm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
Today's One-liner
 Often when one door closes and another door opens ... you're in prison.
Today's Clean Pun
 Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Today's Quote
"Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
 God uses little people
to do things needing done,
And since he lives inside of us,
He and us are one.
God wants to use our bodies,
Our feet and hands and heart,
To do his tasks is what he asks,
And now we need to start.
To trust in Him and do His will
From morning until night,
He'll make our life all full of joy
For doing what is right.
Let's take His hand and walk with Him,
Every hour of every day,
He'll give us all our desires,
And meet our needs in every way.
- Fae Read
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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