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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flowave-exhibition
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Piranha Spell
While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."
I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.
That's when I overheard another pupil say to him,
"Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1136
Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.
Today's Clean Pun
The Science of You
You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...
then you energy!
Today's Quote
Quote #1584
"How we walk with the broken speaks louder than how we sit with the great."
- Bill Bennot
Today's Illustration
Sympathy
Rod and one of his fellow soldiers were assigned to wax the floors of their barracks. They'd heard that if they got the wax really hot, it would just glide across the floor, cutting their labor time in half. Unfortunately, as they were heating the can of wax with a cigarette lighter, it caught on fire, setting off alarms and attracting firetrucks, ambulances and the police.
Rod had to report to his sergeant's office immediately. Assuming he was in big trouble, he took a deep breath as he faced his superior. But before Rod could say a word, the sergeant simply muttered,
"Been there, done that.
You're free to go."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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