Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
Today the Cybersalt Site is revisiting a Rev. James Snyder devotional. It touches on a topic near and dear to many of you - coffee. You can read "A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot About Us" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a-cup-of-joe-says-a-lot-about-us
Also, my friend Rick August is giving away 4 winter safety kits. If you are in Canada or the continental United States you can enter at:
www.smartdrivetest.com/checklists
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Matching Shoes
John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding.
They were discussing the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.
Nancy replied, "Silver."
At that point, her husband chimed in, "Yep silver...to match her hair."
Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot, Nancy's friend said, "So, John, I guess you are going barefoot."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1135
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
Today's Clean Pun
Missing Digits
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Today's Quote
Quote #1583
"If any man thinks ill of you, do not be angry with him; for you are worse than he thinks you to be."
- Charles H. Spurgeon
Today's Illustration
Poor Health
I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my very extensive medical history.
After he finished all seventeen pages, he looked at me and said, "You look better in person than you do on paper."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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