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My son-in-law, Matt Sampson, loves soccer. For that reason I like soccer as a thing someone I love enjoys. The newest Funny Sign on the Cybersalt site today might be an interesting way to make soccer more exciting. You'll find "Exciting Soccer" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/exciting-soccer
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Can Cure
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good, either.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1134
As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be ... turns out this is called identity theft.
Today's Clean Pun
Elevation Humor
Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.
Today's Quote
Quote #1582
"Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God."
- Billy Graham
Today's Illustration
Communication in Marriage
My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave him another poke. Still the story went on. Suddenly he stopped, grinned and said, "Oh, but I've told you this one before, haven't I?"
We all chuckled and changed the subject. Later, on the dance floor, I asked my husband why it had taken him so long to get my message.
"What do you mean?" he replied. "I cut the story off as soon as you kicked me."
"But I kicked you twice and it still took you awhile to stop!"
Suddenly we realized what had happened. Sheepishly we returned to our table. The boss smiled and said, "Don't worry. After the second kick I figured it wasn't for me, so I passed it along!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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