Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Where have all the clowns gone?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where-have-all-the-clowns-gone
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Fiery Love
Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance.
She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed in her kitchen.
A few days later, a neighbor came over to visit and after admiring the new cabinets, the neighbor added,
"We were all so glad that the fire was confined to the kitchen."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1133
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Today's Clean Pun
Matt Origins
Jasons aren't made: they are Bourne.
Today's Quote
Quote #1581
“To create a band of brothers/sisters, Marine Corps boot camp bans the words “I” “me” and “mine” for 13 weeks. What if church did same for 13 worships?”
- Leonard Sweet
Today's Illustration
Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship
Strangely enough, this is all true.
I had heart bypass surgery. For recovery, they have you do an exercise program. So I go to the doctor and he asks if I have been exercising. I reply, "Yes. Religiously."
"How is it going?"
"Well, at first it was kind of tiring doing all that once a week..."
"Once a week?"
"Yeah, you know, religiously. Just like church. Every seven days."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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