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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the FunBlog, so I thought I'd share it again today for you to enjoy again (of for the first time). You'll find "The Front Fell Off" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-front-fell-off
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!)
PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
THEATRE: "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"
BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.
HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1107
Every warning label has an awesome backstory.
Today's Clean Pun
Intimasea
Fish Eyes:
Windows to the sole.
Today's Quote
Quote #1555
Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself:
Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. Free me to hear You in and through your messenger today. Amen.
– Leonard Sweet
Today's Illustration
Coworker Support
One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog, the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defense.
"Sir," she interjected, "are you aware of what happens to aggressive males in this office?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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