Cybersalt News
There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Old Friends
Amy and Judy are old friends.
They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cries.
"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day," replies Judy.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1108
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley
Today's Clean Pun
Party of None
Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.
Today's Quote
Quote #1556
"Disciples are producers not consumers."
- Mike Breen
Today's Illustration
Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said,
"That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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