Cybersalt News
Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary.
There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/military-liar-liar
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Give and Take
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.
Even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1106
The man who created auto-correct has died;
may he restaurant in peace.
Today's Clean Pun
Hippo Zippo
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Today's Quote
Quote #1554
"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored."
- Brennan Manning
Today's Illustration
Slander
On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured.
The woman said to the man, "Thank goodness we're both okay! We should celebrate. I have a bottle of wine in my car, so let's open it and toast the fact that we survived this wreck."
The man agreed and the woman opened the bottle of wine and handed it to him. He took a huge swallow and handed it back. The woman closed the bottled and set it down by his car. The man asked, "Aren't you going to take a drink?"
"No," the woman said. "I think I'll just wait for the cops to get here."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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