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Do you prefer the summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, or no Olympics at all? Regardless of your answer, I think you can appreciate the the athleticism and hilarity of Paul Hunt's gymnastic routine on the uneven Bars. Check out "You'll find "Paul Hunt - Uneven Bars Performance" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/paul-hunt-uneven-bars-performance
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Scheduled Shot
At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.
The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. The ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway.
As they all stood in amazement, one man asked him, "How on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1099
Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
Today's Clean Pun
Elemental Funeral
When chemists die, they barium.
Today's Quote
Quote #1547
“Blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; its leaves are always green. It has no worries in a year of drought and never fails to bear fruit.”
- Jeremiah 17:7-8
Today's Illustration
Wedding Vows
Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, and everyone had driven off to the reception, and all the excitement was over, Patty asked her mother,
"Why did the bride change her mind, Mommy?"
"How do you mean, 'change her mind'?" asked Mrs. Frobisher.
"Well," said the child, "she went into the church with one man and came out with another!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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