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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Name That Baby
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen.
Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents' private conversations.
One day, when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1098
When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me; looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.
Today's Clean Pun
Twelve-Step Stop
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
Today's Quote
Quote #1546
"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line. What was I comparing this universe with when I called it unjust?"
- C.S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Criticism, Feedback, Judgement
A minister was opening his mail one morning and drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL."
The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their name.
"But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name but forgot to write a letter."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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