Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings, everyone.
The Cybersalt Newsletters did not go out yesterday. Mrs. Cybersalt and I had family over and took the time to enjoy them. This morning, as you will see in the picture to the right, there were 4 generations of Davises out for breakfast. Left to right is yours truly, my son Clayton, my mom Diane, my granddaughter Eleanor, and my dad Larry. My lovely wife and daughter-in-law were also there behind the camera trying to get us all to look in the same direction (OK, we need some practice there.)
There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James found another penny for his secret penny bank (which may not be a secret after all!). You can read "Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/pinching-pennies-in-a-nickel-economy
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
The Good Night Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"
Embarrassed, she replies, "Oh, I couldn’t do that. My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us."
"Oh come on, there's nobody around; they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please! I like you so much!!"
"No. I like you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"NO, no. I just can't."
"Pleeeeease?..."
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
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