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Have you been procrastinating about going for an eye exam? Today's Funny Car picture is a good example of why you shouldn't. You'll find "Eye Appointment Procrastination" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/eye-appointment-procrastination
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Self Defense
During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense.
After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, "What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a big, sharp knife?"
The student replied. "BIG ones."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1097
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
Today's Clean Pun
Weather Hunting
I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
Today's Quote
Quote #1545
The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply.
- Stephen R. Covey
Today's Illustration
Marriage, Engagement
Little Billy took his girlfriend downtown to get married.
The marriage license clerk smiled and explained that they were both much too young.
Little Billy asked, "Could you give us a learners permit then?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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