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Yesterday's FunBlog entry was pretty popular so I've added another of Paul Hunt's comedy gymnastic routines today. You'll find "Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/paul-hunt-floor-exercise-performance
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Puppy Mark
An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits.
As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished.
After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I never realized they had to be baptized."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1100
"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists."
- Joan Gussow
Today's Clean Pun
Tofu for Memory
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
Today's Quote
Quote #1548
"Everywhere else in the world, loveliness precedes love. Only in the Gospel does love precede loveliness."
- Tullian Tchividjian
Today's Illustration
Parenting, Role Models, Swearing
A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear that?"
"My daddy said it," he responded.
"Well, it doesn't matter," explained the teacher. "You don't even know what it means."
"I do so!" Jeffrey corrected. "It means the car won't start."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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