The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4139 - July 24, 2016

The Cybersalt Digest

Cybersalt News

Melting Ice Cream TruckSunday greetings everyone.

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportunity to exercise wisdom in how he replied. You will find "So, this is summer, is it?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/so-this-is-summer-is-it 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

baptism*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service*

10. The Coast Guard is involved.

9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks.

8. Pastor wears scuba gear.

7. As the baptism begins the organist plays the theme from "Jaws."

6. The preacher uses a "Billy the Bass" singing "Take Me to the River" instead of the traditional "Shall We Gather at the River?"

5. You keep hearing the pastor saying, "Oops! Honestly, sister; I didn't know about that drop-off!"

4. The pastor can't get the rather large person being baptized back up out of the water and calls for help.

3. The deacon board shows up with fishing gear.

2. Just as the choir starts to sing, Paul Hogan jumps out of the water and wrestles the preacher into submission.

AND THE NO. 1 SIGN YOU'RE AT A BAD BAPTISM SERVICE:

1. Two Words: Alka-Seltzer


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