Cybersalt News
I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my marbles so there's that obstacle too. The video is the latest addition to the FunBlog. You'll find "Big Marble Run Machine" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/big-marble-run-machine
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Alligator Teeth
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected.
"Anybody can open an oyster."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1079
I intend to live forever; so far so good.
Today's Clean Pun
Noodlewannabe
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Today's Quote
Quote #1527
"If you can't explain it to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself."
- Albert Einstein
Today's Illustration
Impressions
One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local air force base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed.
When he finished, the counter clerk asked, "Are you getting an award, or do you have an important military function to attend?"
"Nothing like that," the airman said. "I'm going home on leave, and my little brother is taking me to his second-grade class for show-and-tell."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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