Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find "Watermelon Arms" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/watermelon-arms
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Chicken Recipe
Baked Stuffed Chicken
6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan in the oven. Listen for popping sounds.
When the chicken's rear end blows out the oven door and flies across the room, the chicken is done.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1078
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Today's Clean Pun
Engineering Fact
Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.
You'll understand.
Today's Quote
Quote #1526
"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge."
- Simon Sinek
Today's Illustration
Comfort
When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's about time. At last - a home-cooked meal!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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