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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Please and Thank You
While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy.
She also had her seven-year-old son with her.
Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?"
"What do you say?" she asked.
Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful."
The woman reached in her purse and gave her son the money.
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1076
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers
Today's Clean Pun
Dig that Cocoa
Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
Today's Quote
Quote #1524
"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him."
- AW Tozer
Today's Illustration
Philosophy
A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty.
After the class, my friend was feeling pretty good about himself and what he was learning at university, so when he went home, he tried to continue the discussion with his family.
With maximum drama, he took a 12-ounce glass from the cupboard and poured in 6 ounces of water. Then took it into the dining room and placed it in the middle of the table.
He proudly asked his family, "Can anyone tell me whether this glass is half full or half empty?"
Without missing a beat, his grandmother replied, "Depends if you're drinking or pouring."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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