Cybersalt News
There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watched "Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial" at:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/yes-i-can-parlympics-commercial
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Baby Prescription
A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache.
He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of eardrops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
"Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1075
Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."
Today's Clean Pun
Homage to Fromage
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to dis a brie?
Today's Quote
Quote #1523
"Naps are a kiss on the forehead from God."
- Penn Clark "Advice to Pastors"
Today's Illustration
Noises Under the Floor
Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit.
One morning while getting ready for work, and thinking I was the only one at home, I kept hearing something crawl around under my bathroom floor. Thinking that somehow the neighbor's cat had gotten under the house, I began stomping the floor hard and shouting at the top of my lungs, "Get out of there!" and "Stop that!"
Finally, the moving stopped so I finished getting ready and left for work.
When I returned home that evening, I found a note that the exterminators had been there for their annual inspection. I turned to my husband and said, "Honey, do the exterminators crawl around under the house?"
He said, "Sure, why?"
That's when I burst out laughing. It took me several minutes to tell my husband what I had done.
He cracked up at the thought of me standing in the bathroom stomping and shouting.
Between laughs, he said, "It's a good thing he didn't answer you back or you may have keeled over dead!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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