Cybersalt News
There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows a dog that has mastered 50% of "sit and stay." Check out "Half Stay" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/half-stay
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Chickens in the Sack
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here.
There were two Goobers walking toward each other down the street.
One Goober was carrying a sack.
When they met up, the second Goober asked, "Whatcha got in that there sack?"
The Goober with the sack replied, "Just some chickens."
The second Goober said, "If I guess how many chickens are in that there sack, can I have one?"
The first Goober answered, "I'll give ya both of them if you get it right."
So, the second Goober thought and thought. Finally he guessed. "Five?"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1040
If anything is on your mind, get it off your chest.
Today's Clean Pun
Told Where to Go
Realtors: Really put you in your place.
Today's Quote
Quote #1488
"We will speak thankful words consistently, when we are thankful people."
Today's Illustration
Respect, Reverence
When I was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., I spent my spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intracoastal Waterway. Soon I became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissioned officers.
Once, a chief master sergeant hooked a 20-pound striped bass. After he reeled the fish onto the boat, he slipped the hook out of its mouth and released it back into the water.
He must have noticed the puzzled look on my face.
"Rank does have its privileges. I can't keep a fish that has more stripes than I do," he explained.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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