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There is a new Funblog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Is it because they have a short memory or good memory? You decide when you watch "Babies Going Through Tunnels" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/babies-going-through-tunnels
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Sweater Gifts
Although we had recently moved into a new neighborhood, our young son had already made many new friends, ten of whom were invited to his birthday party. When the happy day arrived and he opened his presents, I was amazed to see that eight guests had presented him with sweaters.
Later I visited the mother of one of the boys to explain about the multiplicity of sweaters in the hope that an exchange might be arranged.
She said coolly, "Well, after all, you were the one who wrote on the invitation what you wanted me to buy."
For a few minutes I was stunned into silence; then I realized what had happened. Since the party was being held in our basement, which is always cool, I had written on each invitation: "Please have your child bring a sweater."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1039
I am not contradicting you!
Today's Clean Pun
Wyatt Earp
Not many people knew Wyatt Earp was a choir composer; not a great one, but he could shoot out an okay chorale.
Today's Quote
Quote #1487
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Mark Twain
Today's Illustration
Facts of Life, Birds and Bees, Children
It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home.
"It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much anymore." I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered.
"Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have a delivery for her."
The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide.
"Mom!" she shrieked. "Come quick! It's the stork!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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