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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Color Blind
Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted children curiously. They often draw scrutiny, since my son's a blond Russian, while my daughter has shiny black Haitian skin.
The boy continued staring as he carried our groceries to the car.
Finally, he asked. "Those your kids?"
"Yes, they are!" I answered proudly.
"They adopted?" he asked.
"Yes," I replied.
"I thought so," he concluded. "I figured you're too old to have kids that small."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1038
If I had known how successful I was going to be, I wouldn't have worked so hard when I was young!
Today's Clean Pun
Natural Temptation
Going camping: sounds tentalizing.
Today's Quote
Quote #1486
"Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t."
– Richard Bach
Today's Illustration
Church Leadership
We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, our minister had the children gather at the altar for a talk about the importance of the day. He began by asking, "Does anyone know what the bishop does?"
There was silence.
Finally, one little boy answered gravely, "He's the one you can move diagonally."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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