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Today's CleanLaugh
How High Can You Go?
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just roaming around the zoo.
The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming around the zoo.
This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet high.
Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1037
The trouble with you is that there's nothing wrong with you.
Today's Clean Pun
Singing Scuba Divers
Dean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."
Today's Quote
Quote #1485
"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge."
- Simon Sinek
Today's Illustration
Modest Income
"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?"
"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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