Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, then you are probably late for church.
Speaking of time, there is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James would like to roll the clock forward on the current political cycle. You can read more in "Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/will-the-fat-lady-please-sing
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Get Your Sister
A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered.
"May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked.
The boy replied, "She's not here right now."
The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone else there?"
The boy replied, "My sister."
The salesman asked, "May I speak to her"?
The boy replied, "I guess so."
At this point there was a long period of silence on the phone.
Then the boy returned and said, "Hello?"
The salesman responded, "It's you again? I thought you were going to get your sister."
To which the boy replied, "I tried, but I can't get her out of the playpen!"
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