Cybersalt News

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  This simple black and white cartoon portrays what it can be like "Being a Dad at the Park":
www.cybersalt.org/ky94

Speaking of park cartoons, you'll probably enjoy this cartoon as well.  It's one I added to another website I play around with from time to time.  Check out "Car Park Trouble" at:
http://www.wristbunkle.com/car-park-trouble

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?"

"Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night we're locked in our cells and don't see any television."

"That's too bad," the reporter said, "But I do think it is nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime."

"What do you mean, nice?" the inmate said. "That's part of the punishment."

"Indescribable" sure has a lot of words.

Ironically, I went to an Usher concert and could not find a seat.

Parents, the African Proverb is right . . . when elephants fight ants get hurt.

Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote the science fiction novel 2001: A Space Odyssey, was also a scientist.

He received a telegram from newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst demanding, "Is there life on Mars? Cable one thousand words."

Clarke wired back: "Nobody knows. Repeat five hundred times."