Issue #3973

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It has been super foggy around Cybersalt World Headquarters the last 4 or 5 days!  It has made for some grey days but has also provided opportunity to play around with videoing the heavily filtered sun. Here is a link to two videos I shot of the sunset last Friday:
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Also, one of the first 7 episodes of the Cybersalt Shaker has reached the 200 views mark! If you haven't watched "Be a Small Intestine" yet, you can catch up at:
www.cybersalt.org/krkx

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Here is today's CleanLaugh

New Golfer

golf bagA retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.

Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what ?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup." the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner.

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0936

picture of pointing fingerThe last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.



Here is today's CleanPun

Bouquet Toss

Picture of a Bridal BouquetWhen they tossed the bouquet at the hypochondriac wedding everybody caught something.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1384

rose wilted"Lust may be the best example of sin's pattern of over-promising, under-delivering, and ensnaring."
- Brad Hambrick


Here is today's Illustration

Following Jesus

sign wrong wayJesus: Follow me

Many of Us: How about I go to a building once a week for a couple of hours and we call it good?

Jesus: Huh?

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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