Cybersalt News

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007!  You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:
www.cybersalt.org/krkx

Also, for those of you keeping track, over the long weekend the Cybersalt Site was updated from Joomla 2.5.14 to 3.1.5.  I still have a few small things to iron out, but all seems to running well!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class.

Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to offer the students. But his fears were soon laid to rest.

During the first class, he asked the students, "Why are you taking this medieval history course?"

A freshman piped up, "Because I really like the 1800's."

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL!

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."
- Zack Eswine 

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."

"Well, you done a good job, son," the farmer beamed, "because you only left with seven."