Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new Cybersalt Shaker online today. Watch "Renewed Minds" (episode #006) to find out how a courtesy car from the autobody repair shop reminded me of Romans 12:2.
www.cybersalt.org/k4px

By the way, some of you have reported not being able to hear the sound when watching Cybersalt Shakers.  The problem is actually due to the YouTube player on your computer somehow getting set to "MUTE."  Whereas many people over the years have wished they couldn't hear me, here is a tutorial I've created to show you how to turn the volume back on.
youtu.be/a-pu7kvIVCk

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time.

One day Amy was upset because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore.

"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cried.

"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replied Jamie.

"Yes," answered Amy, "but your husband's an antique dealer!"

Silence is Golden unless you have a toddler; then, silence is just suspicious.

The Prosperity Gospel is preaching to acquire.

"They say that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. At this point I should be able to bench-press a Buick."

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witticisms. In fact, the audience did not react to anything he said.

Somewhat put down, he went back to his seat and a Japanese gentleman appeared on the stage. This man had a terrific success! People laughed and applauded, and although the original speaker could not understand one bit of what was said, still he started to applaud, as the man evidently deserved praise for this perfect speech.

He was interrupted by the chairman of the conference, "No no, sir. You must not applaud."

Dumbfounded, he protested: "But why? This man is obviously a very good speaker."

"No sir, you must not applaud. He is translating your speech."