Issue #3969

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ss cybersalt shaker 005There is a new episode of the Cybersalt Shaker online.  Are you going to make a little choice today that may be part of a big explosion in the future?

You can watch "Little Choices and Big Explosions" at:
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Here is today's CleanLaugh

Vat A Country!

picture of a shopping cartMany years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time.

He said he wanted to go with me to the supermarket, so I invited him along.

As he went up & down the aisles with me, at the local Giant Food Store, he constantly asked me questions about products he saw.

"Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??" asked my dad.

I said, "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, dad blurted out, "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?"

I said, "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle, my dad yelled out,

"Und give a look here!! Baby Powder!! Vat a country, vat a country!"

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0932

picture of a wrist in chainsLast night I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome; at first I hated it, but halfway through I never wanted it to end.



Here is today's CleanPun

Umpire Call

picture of home plate"You're home now, you're safe."
- Caring Baseball Umpire


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1380

"It's going to be hard to throw rocks at anybody today if our hands already are filled with a towel to wash their feet."
- @scottywardsmith


Here is today's Illustration

Guilt vs. Repentance

writing the IRS a letterA couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4 (lie's and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS.

"I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for $2,500.00.

If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest".

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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