Cybersalt News

It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headquarters.

BTW, I forgot to tell you about another new page on the Cybersalt Site.  "Opal's Paws To Drink" is a video a man from my church took of his cat sneaking a drink from his wife's water glass.
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/opal-s-paws-to-drink

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden.

When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm.

She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"

Trying to convince him further she noted, "The mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby worm."

"No, she isn't," said Johnny.

"How do you know she's not?" said the mother.

"Because I ate her first!" answered Little Johnny.

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card.

It cost me an arm and a leg.

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere."

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant.

When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an environmentalist," she declared, "I do not approve of destroying bamboo forests for throwaway utensils."

The waiter inspected her chopsticks.

"Very beautiful," he said politely. "Ivory."