Issue #3954

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Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming.

Our grandson visited us for a month.  At only 4 months old he brought his mom and dad with him.  Here's some video of Grandma Cybersalt trying to keep Torre from being too sad during a car ride:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/happy-grandma-sad-baby

Mrs. Cybersalt and I enjoyed a wonderful, international day trip with friends to Hurricane Ridge in Washington State's Olympic National Park.
youtu.be/P7EK9WYJRjM

Even though mailings have not been going out, there are some new pages on the Cybersalt Site.  Here are some of them:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/theo-jansen-s-strandbeests
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spider-forecast
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/its-not-about-the-nail

Remember, the Cybersalt Facebook and Google+ pages always feature new Cybersalt Pages and links to other pages that are an ecclectic mix of saltiness. Please Like or Plus them!
www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!


Here is today's CleanLaugh

Good News

*Good News*

  • Picture of NewspaperThe parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
  • They say the house didn't float very far at all.
  • The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.
  • Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.
  • The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
  • The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
  • The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
  • Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.
  • The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.

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Here is today's One-liner

One-liner #0922

mask-laugh“They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”
- Bob Monkhouse



Here is today's CleanPun

Type A Blood

red crossThey said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O.


Here is today's CleanQuote

Quote #1370

c s lewis"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."
- C. S. Lewis


Here is today's Illustration

One Nice Person

airport blurryI was headed to Cincinnati Ohio.

The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati.

It was raining. The flight was late. It was very late.

By 6:45, the gate attendant asked for all passengers with connections in Charlotte before 7:45 to come to the counter.

The line was long, very long, and very slow moving.

At 7:00 the plane took off. There were still people in the line that had connecting flights in Charlotte before 7:45.

I was one of those in the line.

It was obvious that we weren't going to make the connecting flight. There was only one gate agent handling the connecting passengers. He furiously worked finding alternatives on other airlines. Sometimes there were none.

Passengers were upset and they made it known.

The man beside me was from London. There were no available flights anywhere that would get him to London on time. He would be at least a day late.

"I work with the public," he said.

He explained, "The public often doesn't understand what a person behind the counter has to go through. It's not their fault.

They didn't cause the rain, or the mechanical problems or set the policies.

Yet they have to bear the brunt of the cursing, the fussing, the anger and the frustration that the public releases.

It can be a real tough job.

But you know one nice person can change your whole day.

Just one nice person out of the angry mob can really make a difference."

It was a MountainWings Moment.

I looked around.

Everyone (at least most everyone) was angry and frustrated.

I could hear the elevated voices and the complaining as the agent patiently tried to explain that was all that he could do.

Was there one nice person in the crowd?

One nice person that would ease the burden on the agent's shoulders.

One nice person that could "make his day."

The next time you are in such a situation, look around for the one nice person.

If you don't see them, then you have a chance to make someone's day. You have a chance to ease the pain. You have a chance to become the light in the midst of darkness.

Suppose you don't. Suppose you fuss and vent along with the rest of them.

You won't get to your destination one bit faster.

Suppose you become the one nice person. You won't get to your destination one bit faster either. But you will have made one person's journey much more pleasant.

Maybe your decision won't change your destination, but it might change where you are heading.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


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