Cybersalt News

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  You'll see what the bears are doing at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car*

10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags.

9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.

8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.

7. The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk."

6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.

5. Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking.

4. The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included."

3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.

2. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.

1. When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer.

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”
- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have.

One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining-room set. Our teenage son helped us wrestle the set into our truck. It took the whole day, but finally the table, chairs, and china cabinet were sitting in our dining room.

"Just think," I said as I admired the furniture while my son sat resting. "This set is 100 years old. And someday, it will belong to you."

"Oh, no!" he replied with a stricken look on his face. "You mean I'm going to have to move this thing AGAIN?"