Cybersalt News

Sorry for the mix-up on October 31, when I accidentally sent the Pearly Gates mailing to all Cybersalt Digest subscribers. I wondered why so many people unsubscribed that day - I guess there is a reason I send theologically incorrect jokes to the former and not the latter. BTW, if you want to receive the Pearly Gates newsletter, you can subsdcribe using the "To Modify Your Subscription" link at the end of this mailing.

There are 5 more updated funny picture pages on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find them at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mom-eyes
www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scream
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hamburger-diet
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/roller-coaster-lift
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dummy-cutbacks

Finally, you may be wondering who the handsome young man is in this picture.  He is Johnny K., the son of a Cybersalt subscriber who I am sure is happy to see a picture of his son here.  Johnny is staying at Cybersalt World Headquarters for a few days while his dorm room is being used for a retreat.  He is a very well mannered, polite, and SINGLE young man. - (ladies note !!!!)

Enjoy the rest of today's digest.

Trading Caps

I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.

Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit. Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.

"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits.

And this one's even better because it locks..."

One-liner #0881

I accidentally used aol.com to search for something today - I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.

Laundry Day

It must be Laundry Day: I'm feeling all out of shorts.

Quote #1330

"Without Jesus, the Bread of Life, you are toast.!!!!!"

Lucky Saucer

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The store owner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale. The collector says "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat." And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat. The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."