Issue #3901
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Here is today's CleanLaugh
Supporting a Family
 Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law.
"Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?" the older man asked the suitor.
"Yes, sir," replied Jake, "I'm sure I am."
"Think carefully now," said Gina's father.
"There are twelve of us..."
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Here is today's One-liner
One-liner #0882
 "You know you are no longer young when you hear a favorite song in an elevator."
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Here is today's CleanPun
Hurdles
 "I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it."
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Here is today's CleanQuote
Quote #1331
 "Men never do evil so completely cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."
- Blaise Pascal
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Here is today's Illustration
Unforgiveness Bracelet
 Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.
"Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, "Will a small deposit hold that bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?"
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